This week the boys discuss the latest sports related drama, taking a knee. Trick question, what is it even about anymore?
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This week the boys discuss everything pop culture and we were joined by pretty much everyone. The posse cut got a little crazy, we had all the homies join us in Sylvia’s basement (shout-out the O.G.) Are we idiots or are we actually entertaining, who knows, you decide!
When do you draw the line between garbage and food? Can we single-handedly save the music industry or is it doomed forever? Do horoscopes really dictate our lives?
I don’t have an answer to any of these questions but I can tell you, if I got a bag, the first thing I would fix is my teeth.
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This week the boys discuss if Bush knocked down the towers, I mean did he? What you were during the big 9/11, are you really going to wait in line for the newest Iphone and what the f*ck is a “Save The Date”.
The real problem is that we just wish we were as good buds as Steve and Woz. Like, we’re totally as smart as them we just chose to make this ridiculous podcast…
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This week the boys talk everything Steve Harvey related...damn...I mean hurricane harvey, or was it Irma ... I also heard about this one called Jose.
What's going on anymore?!?!
Us Toronto folks prepare for the arrival of the almighty James Franco, Bayley brainstorms VR pet options and we panic about what to do if peaceful Canadians had to deal with a hurricane.
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This week the boys talk about stuff that is political and complete nonsense.
We discussed the details surrounding changing the names of every statue ever, if dogs think in barks and why we even celebrate Labour day, I mean, do you even know?
So pull up them liberal slacks and tighten your proverbial conservative belts, we got a show for you this week folks.
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This week the boys talk about what is seemingly all things pop culture. We saw the big ol’ fight and it ended up exactly as Bayley predicted, He also bitches about today’s pop stars and Jeff debunks the mythos surrounding being blinded by the eclipse.
Pull up them boxing shorts, tie up your Taylor Swift beautiful blond hair and get those eclipse sunglasses ready for the next generations’ eclipse.
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This week the boys bring on another returning guest, Tremayne Gomes! We discuss the stability of Netflix, grill him with a few questions and pretend like his new blog doesn’t matter. Oh, and news, some of that as well.
Grab your tiki torches, march to your local walmart and demand that they play ThingsThatAreNews over the intercom, cause this week, the boys get real. We even have a surprise visit from Jerry Seinfeld and more!
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This week the boys talk about a variety of things; wacky travel tales, Rick & Morty - how terrible it is - and those damn millennials.
Grab your portal gun, avoid the forest fires and remember, act like a helicopter to your kids as long as possible.
Coddling is healthy!
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This week the boys talk the hippest of "Doo-Dads" through the years. Pog Masters and Tomagotchi-parents, at least its better than pet rocks.
Collect your Exodia pieces, Prepare your Metal Gararumon and get ready to let it rip!
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This week the boy's find a new part of their childhood to be mad about, Spongebob. Is it the result of nuclear fallout? Or maybe Mr. Krabs is a sugar baby. All this and more confusing theories.
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