This week the boys talk about the dark underbelly of society, #Elsagate. While we painstakingly melt our brains from discussing how Peppa The Pig is destroying the youth of tomorrow we also dig into what’s destroying the youth of today - Battlefront 2.
Keep in mind, our lawyers wrote this this caption.
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This week the boys rambled about robots for far too long. Can you blame us though? The future is a scary thing! We talk more Justice League rumours and local news as well, but I mean the bigger question is will robots make our movies in the future?
What do you want - A maid like the Jetsons? A sex robot? An I-Robot robot? More importantly, which one will kill you in your sleep quicker.
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This week the boys touch base on what Thanksgiving is really all about. I mean we’re Canadian so we already did ours but let’s just move past that. After that, we touch base on what it potentially means if private organizations have control over what you can and cannot say on the interwebs.
I have a funny feeling that if people could choose, our podcast may not be here right now… So gobble up that turkey & loosen a couple buttons on them jeans cause the boys are going in baby!
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This week the boys start the show off disappointed about Justice League. I mean, how much Snyder can one man really handle. Digitally-removed staches, robo-parademons & a trident that’s not really even a trident…
Okay rant over.
Really though, the boys discussed what would be best if you were to replace your limbs with robot parts: legs, arms or wieners, who knows?! Alright alright, forget about yo’self, would you design your baby? Listen to find out!
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This week the boys get up way too early to give ya the goods on our Jeff & Bayley In The Morning extra-special show. Your regular dose of Things That Are News featuring extra grump, more sass and a mouthfuls of coffee.
We panic about Disney buying Fox and what it means for all your video-watching needs, discuss what Movember even really means to you, why your moustache is so damn gross and touch base on when it’s okay to get prepared for the holidays.
Louis C.K. though, who was really even anticipating that?!
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This week the boys brought on a new special guest, Andrew Crawford - the engineer of all your future wonders! We discussed celebrity disasters, Spacey being spacey about past details and Keto...something diets.
Care about food? This kinda(maybe not) be the show for you! Andrew spits knowledge about how to shed them p’s like Tony Horton on your mom’s home videos. Does Tyrese really only have first-world problems?
Finally, …am I allowed to watch the last season of House of Cards without offending anyone?
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This week the boys got some leftovers from their halloween discussion. Be careful when you turn this one on, the government is listening! I would tell you all the details of what happened, but then I’d have to kill you.
( or maybe Tom DeLonge will start will start a firm to out us as shills. )
Can people dress as Jesus? Are movies just eternally terrible nowadays? Is this all really just a simulation created by our alien overlords?
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This week the boys are joined by a returning guest, Sam, to talk about all things spooky. The devil’s night is around the corner and we are here to give you all the startling facts, straight startling facts.
How scary is too scary? How slutty is too slutty? Do you like getting your behind licked? All the questions you wanted to be answered about halloween!
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This week the boys talk about the terrible news in Hollywood. Harvey Weiner-stain has finally been exposed for his wrong-doings, all them new TV shows that have come out which we desperately hope he isn’t producing and if you really with that vlogging life.
Grab your GoPro camera, start talking to yourself and grab some popcorn cause we’re diving into some sensitive subjects this week!
Our respect for women > Your respect for women.
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This week the boys touch on the most important tv series in the world, Rick & Morty, Jeff debates his plans to take over the world, and, should Harrison Ford narrate our lives..?
Jeff weighs in on taxes, how he would instill fear and what it takes to be the guy in charge. Bayley gets self concious about his knowledge on replicants and needs a refresher. Really though, what movie got the future right?
I mean we got touch screen phones but where my teleporter at?
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